All temperatures in degrees F (Fahrenheit)
+50 degrees - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat, Canadians plant gardens...
+40 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably, Canadians sunbathe...
+35 degrees - Italian cars won't start, Canadians drive with the windows down...
+32 degrees - Distilled water freezes, Lake Magog's water gets thicker...
+20 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wool hats, Canadians throw on a tee shirt...
+15 degrees, Californians begin to evacuate the state, Canadians go swimming...
Zero degrees - New York landlords finally turn up the heat, Canadians have the last cookout before it gets cold...
10 degrees below zero - People in Miami cease to exist, Canadians lick flag poles...
20 degrees below - Californians fly away to Mexico, Canadians put on a light jacket...
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates, Canadians rent some videos...
60 below - Mt. St. Helens freezes, Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door-to-door...
80 below - Penguins begin to evacuate the South Pole, Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough...
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole, Canadians pull down their ear flaps...
173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes, Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg...
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products, Canadian cows complain of farmer with cold hands...
459.67 below (0 degrees Kelvin) - All atomic motion stops, Canadians start saying "cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 degrees below zero - Hell freezes over, the Montreal Canadiens finally win the Hockey Championship
contra quién???? no queda nadie!! jajajaja
ReplyDeleteQue conste: es mediodía y estamos en mangas de camisa.... pero anoche llegamos a los 0 (C) y amanecimos con los techos blancos con la helada!!!
Y ayer hicieron 45 (F) y no estuvimos temblando!!
jajajajajaja
Che, que los californianos también sabemos de frío... pero gracias a Dios no tanto como los canadienses!!!!!! Suerte! ya llega la primavera!!
ja ja ja muy bueno!
ReplyDeleteAca van mis dos cents...
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.
He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
Jacinta, ustedes en California sí que se dan la dolce vita en relación al clima, de remera en pleno invierno, qué nivel!
ReplyDeleteMarcos, no te permito, mira que la SAQ es un muy eficiente organismo del socialismo quebecuá.