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A man in Paris saw a pit bull attacking a toddler. He killed the pit bull and saved the child's life. Reporters swarmed the fellow to cover the story. "Tell us! What's your name? All Paris will love you! Tomorrow's headline will be: 'Paris Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!' "
The man says, "But I'm not from Paris." Reporters: "That's OK. Then the whole of France will love you and tomorrow's headline will read: 'French Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!' "
The man says, "I'm not from France, either." Reporters: "That's OK also. All Europe will love you. Tomorrow's headlines will shout: 'Europe's Hero Saves Girl from Vicious Dog!' "
The man says, "I'm not from Europe, either." Reporters: "So, where ARE you from?"
The man says: "I'm from Israel." Reporters: "OK. Then tomorrow's headlines will proclaim to the world: "Jew Kills Girl's Dog!' "
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