Here is what we can expect to see in the year 2020 if our civilization continues to go AWOL:
• Tobacco dealer gets electric chair in California
• Museum of Modern Art pays $28 million for room full of post-modern air
• Poll: Only 39% of college students know that First Amendment guarantees equal income
• Census: US population tops 500 million; birth rate continues to decline
• M.I.T. study reveals that Founding Fathers had secret sex-change operations; should be called Founding Mothers
• Massachusetts votes new tax on testosterone
• UN issues its millionth resolution condemning Israel
• Global cooling threatens advances made by global warming
• Supreme Court: Cloning humans okay if transgender quotas are met or exceeded
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