Mar 11, 2008

Pfizer Announcement

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

1 comment:

  1. Che Luis:
    Si bien no viene al caso,pero para que no quede"nada mas?" :recomiendo el post de hoy de Alternativas de un Cambio(Hard):No se hagan los boludos.

    Yo mandaria esta etiqueta:Pensamiento peronista???

    No tengo ninguna duda que "este" peronismo ( o pejotismo)esta mas herido que chavez y las Farc.Y para despues de la tragedia que se viene, los no peronistas de alguna manera van a tener que hablar de frente con esta gente.
    Porque?
    Por el brillante post de Ramiro, si los yanquis son capaces de educar a Obama,porque nosotros no podemos transar bien con los peronistas?

    Gracias por tu tiempo.
    ramon cassino

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