Apr 3, 2008

Yo te muerdo a vos, vos me mordes a mi, y asi sobrevivimos

Ted Turner, ex-Fonda, fundador de la CNN y libero-progre enloquecido pronostica que la Tierra se calentara 8 grados en 30-40 años, no va a haber mas cosechas y los que sobrevivan seran canibales.
No desanime querido lector! Ahora que los britanicos han logrado mantener vivo a un embrion hibrido humano-bovino durante 3 dias, las nalgas de sus vecinos se veran cada dia mas apetitosas.

4 comments:

  1. A esta gente las cuentas bancarias con demasiados ceros les debe afectar el cerebro.

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  2. Por cierto truló, pero estoy seguro que estas son las creencias de una gran propoción de los estudiantes universitarios, incluso en los EE.UU.

    Wolf Blitzer: "But this is one of the most despotic regimes and Kim Jong-Il is one of the worst men on Earth. Isn’t that a fair assessment?"

    Turner: "Well, I didn’t get to meet him, but he didn’t look — in the pictures that I’ve seen of him on CNN, he didn’t look too much different than most other people I’ve met."

    Blitzer: "But, look at the way, look at the way he’s, look at the way he’s treating his own
    people."

    Turner: "Well, hey, listen. I saw a lot of people over there. They were thin and they were riding bicycles instead of driving in cars, but–"

    Blitzer: "A lot of those people are starving."

    Turner: "I didn’t see any, I didn’t see any brutality...."

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  3. Dato: La fortuna de Ted Turner equivale a un 10% del GDP de Corea del Norte. Qué alguien le pregunte que opina de esto al muchacho progresista.

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