Llegó el Eco-Vibrador a cuerda

Raras veces leí un artículo que me hiciera decir "Pero dejame de joder" con cada frase.

Women get a buzz from eco-vibrator
By David Rogers

Green fans are getting a buzz out of a new hand-cranked vibrator that makers say could help save the planet.

The eco-sex toy - dubbed the “Earth Angel” - uses a small wind-up handle to power up rechargeable batteries inside the casing.


It had originally been planned as a sex aid for the Third World where batteries and electricity supplies are unreliable.

But the Irish manufacturers Camden Enterprises have been swamped with interest from Green followers after displaying the vibrator at the Ars Electronica fair in Linz, Upper Austria, this week.

"We wanted to produce an environmentally friendly sex toy that appealed to all consumers regardless of gender, age or ethnicity.

O sea, estos ecocretinos piensan en el Tercer Mundo, donde no hay baterías y la electricidad no es confiable, y la ayuda humanitaria que se les ocurre es diseñar un FUCKING DILDO A CUERDA ? Tienen mierda en la cabeza ?

Y por supuesto, a los Verdes europeos les encantó y no pueden esperar a introducirselo en diferentes cavidades corporales.