A man who got his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder, after doctors in casualty could not free his genitals from their metal trap. [...]
The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder to cut the pipe from around the anaesthetised man's penis.
The man, thought to be aged around 40, did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis, after he presented himself at the hospital's Accident & Emergency department on Tuesday morning. He was said to be 'quite concerned and anxious'.
A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: 'It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.
Esto no pasaría si existiera la legalizacion del matrimonio entre hombre y tubería.
"did not explain to hospital staff how exactly the pipe got stuck around his penis"
ReplyDelete¿Y qué esperaban que explicara?
Obvio... pero notemos la pacatería del artículo... dice que "la tubería quedó atrapada alrededor del miembro" cuando lo lógico sería decir "el miembro atrapado dentro de la tubería".
ReplyDeleteEso me hizo acordar al capítulo de Seinfeld cuando el padre de George accidentalmente termina con el Fussili Jerry insertado en el recto... "One in a million, doc, one in a million".
Hay cada gaucho en la pampa.
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