Oct 19, 2010

Un regalo delicado

Un caballero que se precie no escatima en gastos cuando se trata de un obsequio a esa dama especial en su vida.

Para esa ocasión en que se requiere expresar los mas profundos sentimientos de amor, afecto y ternura, el Opinador sugiere :

Pearl Necklace is a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen.


It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust. Pearl Necklace is a physical remainder of a fleeting moment of pleasure


Ideal para lucir en una gala del Colón o una recepción en la Nunciatura.

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7 comments:

  1. Perl necklace, de hecho, es el nombre de esa práctica descripta ahí.

    JL

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  2. esa chica no tiene buen color....

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  3. Para mi es silver cum shot, finoli finoli

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  4. Qué impresión si ves a un tipo en la calle usando ese collarcito...
    JL

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  5. Es muy seguro para andar por la calle, a los arrebatadores les daría un poco de asquito manotear eso.

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  6. She's really upset with me again,
    I didn't give her what she likes.
    I don't know what to tell her,
    Don't know what to say.
    Everything got funky last night.

    She Was Really Bombed,
    And I was really blown away,
    Until I asked her what she wanted,
    And this is what she had to say:
    A pearl necklace.
    She wanna pearl necklace.
    She wanna pearl necklace.

    She gets a charge out of bein' so weird,
    Digs gettin' downright strange.
    But I can keep a handle on anything,
    Just this side of deranged.

    She was gettin' bombed,
    And I was gettin' blown away,
    And she held it in her hand
    And this is what she had to say:
    A pearl necklace.
    She wanna pearl necklace.
    She wanna pearl necklace.

    She is so tough, as pure as the driven slush.
    And that's not true what she's talkin' about, [see notes]
    It really don't cost that much.

    She was gettin' bombed,
    And I was gettin' blown away,
    And she took it in her hand,
    And this is what she had to say:
    A pearl necklace.
    She wanna pearl necklace.
    She wanna pearl necklace.

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