Nov 30, 2010

Wikileaks - Los Argentinos*

* Not really.

Edité un documento de wikileaks y reemplacé las referencias al país original con otras hacia la Argentina. Que les parece ? Adivinan de que país està hablando ? No vale googlear.

La respuesta y el link original, en los comments dentro de un ratito :)

[...] FOR EXAMPLE, IT IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE TO AN ARGENTINIAN THAT U.S. IMMIGRATION LAW MAY PROHIBIT ISSUING HIM A TOURIST VISA WHEN HE HAS DETERMINED THAT HE WANTS TO LIVE IN CALIFORNIA. SIMILARLY, THE ARGENTINIAN CENTRAL BANK SEES NO INCONSISTENCY IN CLAIMING FORCE MAJEURE TO AVOID PENALTIES FOR LATE PAYMENT OF INTEREST DUE ON OUTSTANDING LOANS WHILE THE GOVERNMENT OF WHICH IT IS A PART IS DENYING THE VAILIDITY OF THE VERY GROUNDS UPON WHICH THE CLAIM IS MADE WHEN CONFRONTED BY SIMILAR CLAIMS FROM FOREIGN FIRMS FORCED TO CEASE OPERATIONS [...]

[...] THE ARGENTINIAN EXPERIENCE HAS BEEN THAT NOTHING IS PERMANENT AND IT IS COMMONLY PERCEIVED THAT HOSTILE FORCES ABOUND. IN SUCH AN ENVIRONMENT EACH INDIVIDUAL MUST BE CONSTANTLY ALERT FOR OPPORTUNITIES TO PROTECT HIMSELF AGAINST THE MALEVOLENT FORCES THAT WOULD OTHERWISE BE HIS UNDOING. HE IS OBVIOUSLY JUSTIFIED IN USING ALMOST ANY MEANS AVAILABLE TO EXPLOIT SUCH OPPORTUNITIES. THIS APPROACH UNDERLIES THE SOCALLED "ARGENTO MENTALITY" SO COMMON AMONG ARGENTINIANS, A MIND-SET THAT OFTEN IGNORES LONGER TERM INTERESTS IN FAVOR OF IMMEDIATELY OBTAINABLE ADVANTAGES AND COUNTENANCES PRACTICES THAT ARE REGARDED AS UNETHICAL BY OTHER NORMS. [...]

[...] SOMEWHAT SURPRISINGLY, EVEN THOSE ARGENTINIANS EDUCATED IN THE WESTERN STYLE AND PERHAPS WITH LONG EXPERIENCE OUTSIDE ARGENTINA ITSELF FREQUENTLY HAVE DIFFICULTY GRASPING THE INTER-RELATIONSHIP OF EVENTS. WITNESS A BUENOS AIRES RESIDENT RESISTING THE IDEA THAT ARGENTINIAN BEHAVIOR HAS CONSEQUENCES ON THE PERCEPTION OF ARGENTINA IN THE U.S. OR THAT THIS PERCEPTION IS SOMEHOW RELATED TO AMERICAN POLICIES REGARDING ARGENTINA. THIS SAME QUALITY ALSO HELPS EXPLAIN ARGENTINIAN AVERSION TO ACCEPTING RESPONSIBILITY FOR ONE'S OWN ACTIONS. [...]

[...] THE ARGENTINIAN PROCLIVITY FOR ASSUMING THAT TO SAY SOMETHING IS TO DO IT FURTHER COMPLICATES MATTERS. [...]

[...] ARGENTINIANS ARE CONSUMED WITH DEVELOPING CUNHA --THE INFLUENCE THAT WILL HELP GET THINGS DONE-- WHILE FAVORS ARE ONLY GRUDGINGLY BESTOWED AND THEN JUST TO THE EXTENT THAT A TANGIBLE QUID PRO QUO IS IMMEDIATELY PRECEPTIBLE. [...]

9 comments:

  1. Mmhhh. Parece un país africano, pero el "cunha" (cuña) parece portugués.

    ¿Angola?

    JL

    PD: Mike, te dejé un msg en fcbk

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  2. Vuela y tiene plumas... es un argento.

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  3. CHEF GUEVARA SAID:
    DALE!!! HACETE OTRA MAS!!!!!
    PERO SIN USAR WIKIPEDIA TAMPOCO!!!

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  4. Calza demasiado bien, lo de ellos es islamismo lo nuestro peronismo.

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  5. Ahi va con el link :P

    El silencioso de las 14:08 la pegó.

    El documento original sobre Irán y los iraníes, fechado en la embajada de EEUU en Teherán el 13-Ago-1979. Cuatro meses después la embajada era asaltada y empezaba la crisis de los rehenes.

    El texto parece escrito para describir a los argentinos, no me lo van a negar.

    JL, lo de "Cunha" fue mío, te dejé en orsai con esa ;)

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