I was sitting on a subway the other day, and there was a very beautiful Thai lady sitting in front of me. She had a very short dress, and I started thinking to myself:
"Please don't have an erection... please don't have an erection...".
But she did.
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Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, “Steve's Place”, and noticed that the waiter who took our order had a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket.
Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup, I inquired, “Why the spoon?”
'Well, he explained, the restaurant's owner hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all of our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour.
If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.'
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare. “I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.” I was impressed, and then noticed that there was a string hanging out of the fly.
Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string hanging from your fly?'
”Oh,certainly!” Then he lowered his voice. “Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also taught us how to save time in the restroom.
By tying this string to the tip of our ‘you-know-what’, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%”
I asked quietly, “After you get it out, how do you put your 'you-know what' back in your pants?” “Well, he whispered, I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.”
KA-CHING!
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