Una consecuencia inesperada de la crisis de las caricaturas de Mahoma:
World Cringes in Fear of Danish Response
Amid rumors that the Danish Prime Minister has renamed himself 'Erik the Blood-Axe', experts in Danish history have been called in to advise governments across the globe on the ensuing crisis.
"Listen," says Chair of Danish Studies at Harvard, Sven Huntleigh, "Last time anyone provoked the Danes, the whole lot of them picked up axes, dressed up in bearskins, antlers and horns, then went marching across Europe looting and burning. In short - everybody knows you don't mess with the Danes. They're freakin' crazy!"
Meanwhile, experts at the Pentagon fear the worst is yet to come.
"The Danish response is expected to be swift and bloody," Maj. General MacNeill told press earlier today. "But first, many thousands of longboats have to be carved..."
Buenisimo. Vivan los Vickingos!
ReplyDeleteMuy cierto ... Los Vikingos eran los terroristas del siglo IX. Según David Landes, una vez que habían terminado de saquear un pueblo, se divertían tirando bebés al aire y atajándolos con ... sus espadas. El Cristianismo finalmente los civilizó. Me pregunto si los islamistas saben con quién se están metiendo.
ReplyDeleteMe gustó lo de "The Danish response is expected to be swift and bloody. But first, many thousands of longboats have to be carved..."
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