Here is a little test that will help you decide
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40 gun, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
Republican's Answer:
BANG !!!
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or hollow points ?
Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'
Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist.’
Jejejeje
ReplyDeleteWe need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
En Argentolandia esto se llama "Seguridad+Paisajismo", y fue patentado en su momento por Margarita Stolbizer.
America the Beautiful
ReplyDeleteMuy bueno. Pero yo creo que en ese caso hasta el progre más cerebro lavado lo baja de un tiro.
ReplyDeleteEso de que la culpa es siempre de la víctima corre para los demás.
Hoy descubrí que soy un Redneck.
ReplyDeleteLuis, no estoy tan seguro:
www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=95001602
Mi respuesta hubiera sido
ReplyDeleteBA,BA, BANG (triple tap, que le dicen)
O sea que soy como una cruza de Redneck y republicano, no?
BTW, dudo que un redneck hubiera estado cargando una Glock .40 que sabe un juguetito plástico. En su lugar portaría una good ole four & five, preferentemente modelo 1911A1 con el caballito rampante.