Recibido por mail

Creo que sirve para ilustrar la locura de tanta gente en EEUU con el tema de las drogas:

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

“I'm calling about my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He's hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hiding it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's deputies descended on Virgil's house. They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil and left.

Shortly, the phone rang at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah."

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"