Oct 30, 2010

Iowahawk's Excellent Text Adventure Game

Awesome.

WELCOME TO ADVENTURE! WOULD YOU LIKE INSTRUCTIONS?

>YES

YOU ARE SOMEWHERE IN BELTWAY FOREST, WHERE SOME HAVE FOUND TREASURES OF GOLD ALTHOUGH SOME HAVE ENTERED AND NEVER BEEN SEEN AGAIN. MAGIC IS SAID TO WORK IN THE FOREST. I WILL BE YOUR EYES AND HANDS. DIRECT ME WITH SIMPLE COMMANDS.

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. THERE IS SNOW OUTSIDE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. ON DESK THERE IS A BUST OF CHURCHILL.

YOU HAVE A CONGRESS.

YOU HAVE A SENATE.

YOU HAVE A MEDIA.

YOU HAVE A TELEPROMPTER.

YOU HAVE A MILITARY.

YOU HAVE A BIG JET.

YOU HAVE $3 TRILLION OF GOLD.

YOU HAVE 82% APPROVAL HEALTH.

THERE IS 7.2% UNEMPLOYMENT IN THE FOREST.

YOU HAVE A RACE CARD.

YOU HAVE INAUGURAL PARTY LEFTOVERS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

>EAT LEFTOVERS

>RETURN BUST

YOU ARE IN AN OVAL OFFICE. YOU ARE BEHIND A DESK. ON DESK THERE IS NO BUST OF CHURCHILL. THERE ARE NO MORE LEFTOVERS. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

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Leanlo todo, está genial. Y si no lo entienden, busquen a un amigo nerd de mas de 40 años para que se los explique.

8 comments:

  1. YOU HAVE A COMPUTER, KEYBOARD, MONITOR AND MOUSE. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

    - Enter a clever comment into Opinador.

    I'M AFRAID, MY FRIEND, THAT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE.

    - Chaquelotiró!

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  2. Muy bueno.

    Y me trajo recuerdos del Leisure Suit Larry.

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  3. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

    - Kill Clinton, blame Bush. Something of the like worked in Argentina.

    ReplyDelete
  4. YOU LOST THE ARGUMENT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

    - Play "gorila" card.

    ReplyDelete

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