A guy cruises through a stop sign, gets pulled over by a local cop. Guy hands over driver's license, insurance verification, and concealed carry permit.
"Ok, Mr. Smith," the officer says, "I see your concealed carry permit...are you carrying today?"
"Yes sir, I am."
"Well, better tell me what you've got"
Smith says: "Well, I've got a 357 revolver in my inside coat pocket, there is a 9mm semiautomatic in the glove box, and I've got a 22 Magnum Derringer in my right boot.
"OK," officer says, "anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk there is an AR-15 and a shot gun, that's about it."
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range?"
"No"
"Well then...what are you afraid of?"
"Not a damn thing!"
"Ok, Mr. Smith," the officer says, "I see your concealed carry permit...are you carrying today?"
"Yes sir, I am."
"Well, better tell me what you've got"
Smith says: "Well, I've got a 357 revolver in my inside coat pocket, there is a 9mm semiautomatic in the glove box, and I've got a 22 Magnum Derringer in my right boot.
"OK," officer says, "anything else?"
"Yeah, back in the trunk there is an AR-15 and a shot gun, that's about it."
"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range?"
"No"
"Well then...what are you afraid of?"
"Not a damn thing!"
Excellent! Although his fear is a little bit expensive. Isn't it?
ReplyDelete$ 2.440 plus tax, give or take
ReplyDeletedollars, of course
ReplyDeleteIt's a bargain! Nice!
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