Apr 14, 2012

How I Met Your Mother, metal style

Craigslist ad :
Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m - 28 (Aragon Ballroom)

Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

Anyway I'm pregnant. It's yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child's life.
(Bob Saget voice) : And that's the story of how I met your mother, little Lemmy.

3 comments:

  1. El mejor comentario a la nota

    "She’s also looking for a coat Hangar 18".

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    1. Ouchhhh no lo había visto... No, pero nada de percha, parece que ella lo quiere conservar.

      Ahora, ella con pelo azul y él con mohawk rojo, como saldrá el cabello del bebé ? Lo apropiado sería Deep Purple.

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