Oct 8, 2011

Chistes nerds

Para entender la recursividad, hace falta entender la recursividad.


Sólo hay 10 tipos de personas; los que saben de números binarios y los que no.

En una fiesta de funciones, estaba ex en un rincón, jugando sola. Viene x2 y le dice "Vení, integrate" a lo cual ex responde "Para qué? Si es lo mismo".

Tienen algún otro para agregar en los comments?

14 comments:

  1. Le preguntaron a un matemático qué era para él el amor y contestó:

    "El amor es una ecuación en la que el miembro, elevado a su máxima potencia, es colocado entre paréntesis, le es extraído el producto y queda así reducido a su mínima expresión".

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  2. Dos matemáticos estan discutiendo en un bar. Uno de ellos dice que la gente no sabe nada de matemáticas, mientras que el otro mantiene que todo el mundo esta preparado para resolver casi cualquier problema que les aparezca en su vida.

    En esto el que dice que no tienen ni idea se va al cuarto de baño, y el otro llama a una camarera rubia y le dice :

    - Mire, ¿me puede hacer un favor? Dentro de un rato le haré una pregunta, y usted me tiene que responder "un tercio de x al cubo".
    - Un cubo de que?
    - No, "un tercio de x al cubo".
    - Un trozo de queso en cubos ?
    - No, "un tercio de x al cubo", repita.
    - Un tejido de equis en cubos ? No tiene sentido !
    - No, no, fijese, lo esta diciendo mal, es "un tercio de x al cubo".
    - Un tercio de x al cubo ?
    - Si ! Eso es ! No lo olvide, por favor !

    La camarera se aleja repitiendo en voz baja "un tercio de x al cubo", "un tercio de x al cubo"... y el otro matemático vuelve.

    - Mira, para que veas, vamos a hacerle una pregunta a cualquiera, por ejemplo, esa camarera rubia, y veras como nos responde.
    - Vale. Llamala.
    - Oiga ! Camarera, por favor !
    - Si ?
    - Usted sabe cuanto es la integral de x al cuadrado ?
    - Ah...! Un tercio de x al cubo... mas la constante de integracion.

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  3. Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... and didn't.

    An infrared photon walks into a bar and says "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

    A Higgs boson walks into church.
    The Priest says "We don't allow Higgs bosons in here"
    The Higgs boson says "But without me, how can you have mass?

    A neutrino walks into a bar.
    The bartender says "We don't serve neutrino in this bar."
    The neutrino says "Hey, I was just passing through."

    A statistician walks into just your average bar.
    The bartender says "We don't serve statistician in this bar."
    The statistician says "Well, you're just mean."

    A some helium gas just drifts into a bar.
    The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases in this bar."
    The helium didn't react.

    JL

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  4. LOL Alberto & JL !!

    Uno de Sheldon :

    A neutron walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers and asks for the bill. Bartender says "for you, no charge".

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  5. Mike, genial. No lo había oído. Ahí colgué algo.

    JL

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  6. Un ingeniero mecánico, un ingeniero químico y un ingeniero en sistemas van en auto por la ruta. En eso, el vehículo se detiene.

    El ingeniero mecánico dice,
    -Debe ser un problema con el cardan. No transmite el movimiento de rotación de un eje al otro y por eso no se mueven las ruedas.

    -¡Nada que ver! -interrumpe el ingeniero químico. Evidentemente el problema reside en la la mezcla de combustible dentro del cilindro. No detona, por lo tanto no mueve a los pistones.

    Entonces el ingeniero en sistemas dice,

    -¿Y si nos bajamos y volvemos a subir?

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  7. Comprehending Engineers

    Take One:
    Q What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
    A Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build targets.

    Take Two:
    The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
    The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
    The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
    The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

    Take Three:
    To the optimist, the glass is half full.
    To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
    To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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  8. You might be an engineer if ...

    choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your RAM is a moral dilemma.

    you take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.

    in college you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
    the sales people at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions.

    at an air show you know how fast the skydivers are falling.

    you bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday.

    you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

    you can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.

    you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.

    you sit backwards on the Disneyland rides to see how they do the special effects.

    you have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.

    you have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

    you know what "http://" stands for.

    you look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids' toys together.

    you see a good design and still have to change it.

    you spent more on your calculator than on your wedding ring.

    you still own a slide rule and know how to use it.

    you think that people yawning around you are sleep deprived.

    you window shop at Radio Shack
    your laptop computer costs more than your car

    your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.

    you've already calculated how much you make per second.

    you've tried to repair a $5 radio.

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  9. Understanding Engineers ...

    Q: What is the definition of an engineer?
    A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

    Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
    A: When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.

    Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
    A: Their personalities.

    Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
    A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own.

    Q: Why did the engineers cross the road?
    A: Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

    Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
    A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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  10. yo quiero que el nene mayor ME salga ingeniero.. debo tener un gen judío en la sangre.....

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  11. ¡¡¡Buenísimos todos!!! Sres. de las ciencias duras han demostrado un excelente sentido del humor.

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  12. Uno que leí hoy... genial :

    “We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.

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  13. Hay tres tipos de personas: las que saben sumar y las que no.
    Rosy

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